So… It’s been a while now that the Blog has been going again and before real-life and virtual life start making it nearly impossible to show up here and complain about stuff, I’ve just started to amass some statistics. While almost everyone that is visiting the site comes looking for Meanwhile in Canada… or the blank polaroid image in Fat Dad With Glasses: Bachin’r, some people do come here actually looking for stuff to read. It’s quite annoying.
However… There are a number of viewers that are coming from various search engines. Google, Yahoo, various bots, and whatever the hell Yandex is… which is, I’m guessing, some kind of Russian Yahoo/Google Hybrid wearing bikershorts and a fur hat. About 90% of those people that get here from those search engines are looking for one thing:
“Who is that fat guy with glasses in…?”
Well, I’m nothing else if not helpful. That’s why, to the best of my ability, I’m going to answer their burning questions. As far as my statistics (both from here, and my old blogspot site) would imply, these are the 5 most important and often searched for Fat Guys with Glasses on the interwebs. Even though they have obviously been given a numerical ranking, they are in no particular order. There is also absolutely no empirical evidence to support my claims/rankings regarding the popularity of these fellows. Absolutely no science was harmed in the making of this list.