Recently, maybe about the beginning of the summer (of 2015, for you future readers. Get off your damn hoverboards and get back to work.) Charlotte started showing an interest in reading some of the untouched books in her collections. Hand-me-downs from me or my brother, or other books from that era I picked up years ago, before she could read. One of these books was “Mickey’s Christmas Carol”. She loved it.
So, the Muppets are back on TV. When I heard the news, I was… well. What’s the next step down on the hype-o-meter from “Cautiously Optimistic”? “Reluctantly Pessimistic”? I mean, I wanted to be excited, I really did. I love the Muppets. I do. But given their recent history, I haven’t been able to muster up the love like I once did.
“WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.”
Aubrey Plaza plays Aubrey Plaza Darius, a young, blunt, disinterested intern who’s still looking for something to give her life meaning. Up and Coming “That Guy!™” Jake Johnson plays her narcissistic writer boss, Jeff. Along with another socially awkward intern, this unlikely trio travel out to a small Washington town in search of the man who placed the above ad.
Eventually they find Kenneth, played by another up and coming “That Guy!™” Mark Duplass. When Kenneth gets spooked by Jeff, it’s up to Aubrey Darius to reel him in if they ever want to find out just how crazy Kenneth is… or isn’t.
Yesterday may have been Video Game Day–as confirmed by nothing less of a source than daysoftheyear.com--but today… today is the 30th Anniversary of one of the industry’s most ground breaking accomplishments. Super Mario Bros. turns 30 goddamn years old today.
There is seriously nothing that I can add to the conversation about this game.
I could marvel at its design–so innovative that its high water mark has only ever really been topped by other games in the same franchise. I could talk about it cementing Mario as a pop culture icon. I could share personal anecdotes about trying to reach The Negative World, or playing the game while looking at the TV in a mirror, or wrestling the controller away from a superior Player 1 shouting “Hurry up and die, so I can play!”. Something Something Iconic Soundtrack, etc., etc.
But everything… everything–good and bad–has been said better by someone else. Go read and/or watch their stuff. It’s good, really.
Instead, I’m going to be a lame dad, and share the names my daughter, Charlotte, gave the Goombas (and Koopa Troopa) found on World 1-1. That’s right, I’m turning a review of an unparalleled gaming classic into a shitty Facebook post.
Today, Sept 12, was apparently Video Game Day. I don’t know who decided it, or how official it is, but I saw it when Ken Jeong retweeted Community‘s twitter account… so it must be legit.
So, in the spirit of this very real, totally not randomly assigned “holiday”, I decided it was high time to do something I’ve wanted to do for about 30 years. I decided I would finally play Masters of the Universe: The Power of He-Man for the Atari 2600.
So, in late 2014, Wolverine died. If you were following comics, you probably noticed. If you weren’t following comics, you probably didn’t. It was a surprisingly good mini-series, in my opinion. I didn’t read any of the pre-amble, but I enjoyed the series enough to sign-up for some of the aftermath.
The post-Logan series that interested me the most going in was the weekly-released Wolverines from writers Charles Soule and Ray Fawkes. I’m not very familiar with Fawkes, but I discovered Soule on his 2013/14 She-Hulk run, then followed up on him with Letter 44, Strongman, Death of Wolverine and Inhuman. I enjoyed them all at least as much–or more–than I had anticipated, so I was cautiously optimistic about this title.
So, yeah, I haven’t been writing… and yeah, “Bring Your Man-E-Faces to Work” Day 2014 is still on the front page… but I’ve needed an excuse to break the silence for a long damn time, and I didn’t want it to be a post about not posting.
As I said last year, “Bring Your Man-E-Faces to Work” Day is awesome, even in spite of its frustratingly unnecessary quotation marks. Again, not my fault, blame the guy who created the Facebook Page.
Here’s my favourite picture of the day, and there are more pictures “after the jump” or whatever the kids are calling that “Continue Reading” link below. I’ve been out of the loop for months, don’t you judge me if I don’t know the lingo.
Yuuup… There’s yer problem. This here is a “Land Shark” and you’re tryin’ to run it in the ocean. Ain’t gonna work, son. Ain’t gonna work.