There’s an old Norse saying: “When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.” At least I think that’s an old Norse saying. I might be confusing it with something else.
In Thor: The Dark World Chris Hemworth once again dons hammer and cape of the Odinson, Thor. This time, the fate of the entire 9 realms is in his hands. A phenomenon known as “The Convergence”, the alignment of all 9 realms, approaches. This once-every-five-millenia occurence causes all sorts of bizarre spatial and gravitational side effects on each realm, which offers the evil Dark Elf Malekith a chance to put them all at risk.
Hold on a second… King Ralph? Who the hell even remembers that there’s a movie called King Ralph? You’re telling me I haven’t even written a review for World War Z or Grand Theft Auto V yet… but I’m churning out 600 words on fucking King Ralph? Why the hell would anyone be reviewing King Ralph in the year 2013?
Well, if you’re a fan of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart you might be able to hazard a guess. Last night (Oct. 5, 2013) on the show, John Goodman was the guest. Stewart showered him with praise saying “You never suck in anything… In everything you do, it’s awesome.”