Thor: The Dark World (2013)

ThorThe Dark WorldThere’s an old Norse saying:  “When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.”  At least I think that’s an old Norse saying.  I might be confusing it with something else.

In Thor:  The Dark World Chris Hemworth once again dons hammer and cape of the Odinson, Thor.  This time, the fate of the entire 9 realms is in his hands.  A phenomenon known as “The Convergence”, the alignment of all 9 realms, approaches.  This once-every-five-millenia occurence causes all sorts of bizarre spatial and gravitational side effects on each realm, which offers the evil Dark Elf Malekith  a chance to put them all at risk.

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King Ralph (1991)

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Hold on a second…  King Ralph?  Who the hell even remembers that there’s a movie called King Ralph?  You’re telling me I haven’t even written a review for World War Z or Grand Theft Auto V yet… but I’m churning out 600 words on fucking King Ralph?  Why the hell would anyone be reviewing King Ralph in the year 2013?  

Well, if you’re a fan of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart you might be able to hazard a guess.  Last night (Oct. 5, 2013) on the show, John Goodman was the guest.  Stewart showered him with praise saying “You never suck in anything… In everything you do, it’s awesome.

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