I find it incredibly funny how things work sometimes.
I’m not exactly sure how old Funko’s Pop! Vinyl Figure line has been going, but I can remember what I said the first time I ever saw one.
“That’s the stupidest fucking thing I think I’ve ever seen in my life.”
I was looking at a wall of Marvel and DC figures in Chibi form, with price tags in the $20 range. They were sitting next to a shelf of dusty looking bobble-heads. I noted this, because I thought next to shitty bobble-heads is exactly where this shitty set of Chibi Fantastic Four Folks belonged.
“You’ll never catch me buying one of those,” I said outloud to no one in particular. I like to talk to myself, because being a huge neckbearded mother fucker looking at a wall of old toys doesn’t make me seem creepy enough.
Last year, though, I discovered they were making a Masters of the Universe set in their line. I skimmed over a few articles on the subject. The line was going to consist of He-Man, Skeletor, Hordak, She-Ra and Beast Man. Nothing really shocking there, and I found myself giving only the smallest, casual sort of fuck about the line.
I never wrote about them, I never commented on them, I certainly never looked into what it would take to buy one of them.
So, how the fuck did I end up with one?