So, I didn’t post yesterday.
I wanted to, but I couldn’t remember what it was I wanted to write about. I did eventually remember what I wanted to write about earlier today, while at work. But it was too late, as there are no internets at work. So I was left to wallow in my forgetfulness, feeling old and stupid. I told Mel that I had forgotten what I wanted to post about, but didn’t tell her what it was because I was going to post about it later.
But now that it’s later, I’m not going to write about it. Now I’m going to write about how I was going to write yesterday, but forgot because I’m getting older, and later remembered when it was too late to do anything about it. And also about how I didn’t tell Mel what I was going to post because I was going to post it, but now I’m not.
And there’s not a goddamn thing you, or anyone else can do about it.